Question

این گندی که تو به زندگیم زدی رو خدا هم نمیتونه جمع کنه به انگلیسی چی میشه؟

Answer 1

Even God can't clean up the mess you have made in my life.

Answer 2

Even God cannot dig me out of this mess which you have made in my life.

Even God cannot sort out this mess which you have made in my life. -> Sort out is BrE

Even God cannot get me out of this mess which you have made in my life.