زبان هم مثل هر موضوع بشری، امری چند بعدی است و تسلط بر آن دربرگیرنده تسلط به تمام ابعاد آن است. یکی از این ابعاد، جمله های توهین آمیز است. در این جا چند مورد که از منابع انگلیسی زبان به دست آمده، آورده می شود. برای تقویت گرامر و واژگان هم ممکن است مفید باشد.
1. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
2. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
3. If your wisdom could be surgically removed, it would be a minor operation.
4. You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
5. Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger.
6. I wish your parents had never met.
7. You are one gene short of being a chimpanzee.
8. You must have been born on a highway cuz that's where most accidents happen.
9. Your face reminds me of the sun, it hurts to look.
10. I collect pictures of natural disasters, can I have yours?
11. I'll see you in my dreams, if I eat too much.
12. When God was throwing intelligence down to earth, you were holding an umbrella.
13. At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way.
14. Don't think. It may sprain your brain.
15. She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice but her face.
16. You are not as bad as people say - you are worse.
17. You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.