اسممو عوض می کنم

Question

اگه فلان اتفاق بیفته.. اسممو عوض می کنم....

Answer 1

I am a Dutchman if that happens.

Answer 2

If that happens, I will eat my hat.

8 I’ll eat my hat used to emphasize that you think something is not true or will not happen :

If the Democrats win the election, I’ll eat my hat!